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I feel Old,
You are Pretty-
Go to Hell.
I Feel Pretty,
You are Old
As Hell!
One Finger
Meets the Other,
From separate Hands.

Goodbye-
This is my,
Acknowledgement Look.

STARS
Are boring-
Lights in my whiskey.
Thumps on the Roof
Fat landing Pigeons,
Or agile Killers.

A Tent and Two Beers
One was for you,
But I Drank It.

Trash Can Shadow
Is a Prostitute Leg-
Easy.
Don’t be so meek,
Use more-
Cinnamon.
Irreparable,
In the Bathroom-
Pissing.
Unknown Caller, chance it
-Bill Collector
Hang up.
Doc-
You’ve seen my Brain, Whatsit look like?
Thru the Mouth-Door,
We are the Teeth-
And Tongue.
Three Scoops-
Rocky Road,
This looks Awesome!
Mish-Mash,
Old shit-
Resurfaces.
Christmas Lights
On the highway
Oncoming Traffic
Little to celebrate.